went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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