Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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