me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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