I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
