have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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