So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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