HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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