He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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