I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He better not be in your backpack
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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