There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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