is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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