I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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