Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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