This show inspires me to have sex in space
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
