i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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