just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
