lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You don't make any sense
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