Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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