Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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