Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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