On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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