I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
operation harelip BJ is a go
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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