Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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