Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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