just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just forgot I was standing up.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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