You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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