Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
