i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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