I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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