I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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