wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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