I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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