Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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