from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
