D3 body, D1 cock
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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