Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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