This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
