Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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