You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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