it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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