I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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