At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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