Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize