Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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