i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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