I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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