do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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