Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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