Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
ttyl tear gas
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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