Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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