Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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