If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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