He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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