do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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