Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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