Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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