And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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