you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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