There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I love black thongs
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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