id be glad to
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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