am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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