i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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