Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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