Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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