He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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