We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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